The Masked Candidate. Jack has a disturbing video. Automatic weapons. Florida Man. Stalin's so predictable. Brian's son's birthday. Jack learns the place across from his pizza parlor is a massage parlor. Brian answer's Jack's daughter's questions to the best of his ability: Popcorn, Fixing a rip, Beards, Boys, Bullies, Birthdays, Presents, Visitors. News You Missed: Madoff Wants Out, Sexy Lady Strains Finances, Crime Spike Stuns Anti-Cop Mayor. Dr. Brian explains exciting new diseases.
